Thanks gals.. For the kinky gifts..

Now I know that I have very horny and kinky friends, who gave me & hubby (since his b'day is only 5 days away from me) kinky gifts to spice up our sex life.. Lol!

Thanks ar~ It's spicy enough for me liao.. Scared later too spicy, I cannot take it.. Hehe..

And it also gives me an idea on what to give hubby for his b'day..
Nope, not gonna type it all here.. There are underage kids reading this blog anyway..
I am just tell you this -----> it's got something to do with chocolate-cherry scented warming massage oil.. Yummy!

My Sis-in-law & brother gave me a groovy looking ring.. I love it and I am wearing it right now.

Oh ya.. I had a few lovely surprises on my b'day.. There was a delivery of a large bouquet of gorgeous red roses and pink tulips (my fav.....!) at 3pm. My colleagues came over to hand-deliver it to me since I was on the phone. When I saw it, I was shocked and speechless for a few seconds.. Heh. The customer on the other line was like,'Hello.. Hello.. Are you there?'.. LoL~

So sweet kan? Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... That was before I read the card that was attached to the flowers.. After that, I was blushing endlessly.. ;p~
So malu......... Some of my colleagues was giving me naughty winks and smiling weird smiles at me.. ;p~

Another lovely surprise was when I thought we were having a romantic dinner, just the two of us until I accidentally read the sms in his handphone. We were on the way to the restaurant when I was fiddling innocently with his O2 mini. It showed that he was planning with our friends to surprise me. Too bad, I read the sms and ruin the surprise.. Hehe..

I'll rate that day as Best B'day Day ever~~

Happy b'day to me.. Happy b'day to me..
Happy b'day to meeee...

Happy b'day to me...

Hubby woke me up this morning by wishing me a very Happy B'day with a kiss.. If anyone were to ask me what's my b'day wish was, I'll tell them that it have already came true.. I am falling in love all over again..
Ish.. Kalau aku tau, dah lama aku kawen.. Hahaha..

Sigh.. I am floating in marital bliss... On cloud nine... Waking up every morning with a smile on my face...

Ok ok.. I'll stop all that mushy2 stuffs ok.. So you guys can stop gagging already.. ;p~

I am happy to report that I don't have flabby arms anymore. When I wave goodbye, I don't have any extra jiggling sensation.. It's well defined and toned.
And I can do 50 push ups without even breaking into a sweat. (I can vaguely recall the day when I nearly fainted when I tried to finish 20 push-ups. Macam nak terputus tali perut!)
It's only a matter of time before all the babats dissolves to reveal my stomach muscles. ;p~

We have been utilising the gym regularly now with my hubby as personal trainer. I feel stronger and more confident of my body.. Even my body posture have improved tremendously.

Oh ya.. Thanks to all who wishes me Happy B'day.. Just wanna remind you guys that I am still 24.. And don't you ever forget that!

Hehehehe.. ;p~

I am bored.. Really bored..

Really really really bored...

B O R E D !

PS : It's my birthday tomorrow.. Another year older.. Big deal.. Bleah~
If any of you guys are thinking of buying me a gift, I really don't mind getting books called 'Sorcery' or 'The Light Fantastic' by Terry Pratchett. Hehehe.. *hint* *hint* *nudge* *nudge*

Why I go berserk the other day.......

Here's an explanation over my crazy action the other day.

There are days when I am an angel. A saint. Pure. Innocent. Compassionate. Loving. Cuddly.

And sometimes I can be really mean, cold-hearted and really really cruel. Ooooh.. Not to forget, I love a good schadenfreude. (Haha.. I've always wanted to use that word! Thanks to a special someone for introducing me to it.)

Why am I like that? Don't ask me, I don't even know.. Hehehe..

Someone told me that these are the traits of a psychopath.. Har Har Har.. Very farnie ah~ You know who you are..

Anyway, I only divulge my deepest, darkest secret with the selected few people.. These are the people who I know would never judge me for my action and could never ever blackmail me with my secrets due to the fact that I KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE IN THE PAST! *insert evil laugh here*

Just kidding~!


I am truly running out of ideas on what to write in this blog. Arrghhh..

Some people are soooooo lucky~

Yeah.. Some people are born lucky.. They have the ability to eat & enjoy all the food that I love and still look like a supermodel.. Haha..

Unfair isn't it?

Sigh..

PS: Yes.. I am talking about you, Kak Mas.. I am sooooo jealous of your figure.. Bleah~.. ;p~

To Turkey and back again..

Nothing much to update. We went for our honeymoon in Turkey on the 22/03/06. It was a 10-day trip with a fantastic tour guide. It's not as if I don't want to relive the memories by typing it all in here but I am kinda lazy and couldn't be bothered.

Hahaha..

The only thing that really burnt into my brain (& heart) is how a leather jacket that cost as much as half of my salary was ruined when my dear hubby hand-washed it and wrung it dry..

Arrghh.. I've told him not to wring it but he said that the crease will go away once it's dry.

Well, it didn't go away.

When he surfed the web to find some solutions, one of the website clearly informed us that we are not supposed to wring it. So now the jacket is left in the cupboard till we have the time to send it to the dry-clean to have it ironed. The only thing that made me feel better about the jacket incident was that hubby washed & wrung his own jacket too.. Lol.. Padan muka.. ;p~

I'm a lean mean eating machine..

I don't know what is wrong with me. I am constantly hungry and constantly craving for food. I know that I am NOT pregnant. So it's must have been because of this vitamin supplement that I've been eating since a month ago. It's from GNC, and it contains all kind of 'good stuffs' like royal jelly, some bee pollen and watever watever..

I am eating 3 full meals a day.. *gasp* which is a far cry from the 1 meal a day while I was single. Heran tak? I only ate lunch last time but I don't always feel hungry. Instead, pb was always having difficulty to ask me to have a decent meal with him. I was always skipping dinner & breakfast. But I definitely don't remember the hunger pang that I am having right now. Geeeez.. what's happening? It's embarrassing to salivate when you overhear what your colleagues is going to have lunch.. *slaps forehead*

Don't even think of asking me to weigh myself right now!! I'll only end up feeling depressed and ugly and bloated and fat and hating myself. Arrrghhh.. I loathed looking at myself in the mirror while naked and looking for fats and bulges on my butts and tummy. I am so tempted to go to a pharmacy to get those 'miracle' drugs to help me but but but.. the side-effects is horrible..! Well, I guess I have to get rid of all this blubber the old fashion way.. *sob* *sob* Anyway, I am still trying to get hubby to train me using his gym set. Can't wait to start working out with him as my trainer.. Hehehehe..

Kinda true about me.. Heee heee..

You are an Enchantress.. somewhat an enigma, you would love to change the world. You hold strong views and, would love nothing more, to use your magic to change the world around you.When in conversation, you listen, take on their comments, and fantasise how you could improve things. Quite the idealist, you think you have all the answers, whether for right or wrong.You hold your intellect high, and believe you can change the world! In a relationship, you need a partner of high intellect. The world and you, often seems at odds, with you frequently seeing things from a different pointof view. You have a connection with nature, often stating, that things will take their natural course. Nevertheless, secretly, you would like to use nature to your own ends. Your good points are that you are intelligent, instigative and thoughtful and your bad points are, you can be single-minded, misled and remorseless. You feel that your superior knowledge should astound everyone around you; and you wish for respect from your peers.

The sad and sorry tale of a blue lobster..

My parents have 2 fish tanks where they keep an assorted array of marine animals.of all of it, I can only identify goldfish, ikan betok, freshwater lobsters and guppies. and i have completely no idea what's the rest.

anyway, I thought that I'll divert my attention from my daily nonsensical rant and talk about this special lobster that lives in my parents' aquarium.

one gloomy monday morning, I was abt to go to the toilet and suddenly, to my surprise, there's a tiny little blue lobster near the porcelain cistern. Initially, I thought it was a scorpion but was relieved to see that it was a harmless lobster. I can't imagine the horror if my inquisitive little kitten were to see it first. the poor little bugger would be shred into pieces. LOL!

my mum promptly picked it up and put it back in the aquarium. she herself have absolutely no idea how it escapes for it's impossible for it to propel itself (like in finding nemo) as there's nowhere it could propel from. and it's one of the mystery that i m determined to solve. heh.. but that will probably be the topic of another posting.

today's topic will be about why he would want to escape..

the aquarium.. bursting with life.. and food are plentiful from above.

your fate are being decided by the gods that looked at you daily from the other side of the glass. will there be food today? will the tank be cleaned tomorrow? will the lights be switched on this evening? will the pump be replaced once it's faulty?

being a lobster, i don't think u can do much except for eating and defending yourself by not being other species meal. it's a fish-eat-fish world in that tank and thank god that u've not seen what i've seen. but then again, life is comfortable. food comes in regular interval and the tank is clean most of the time. so what more can the lobster ask for? what prompts him to leave such a comfortable environment and embark on a potentially fatal adventure?

does the lobster felt suffocated by all these? does he feel that he is ready for something more, that's y he planned that elaborate scheme to escape from the fish tank?

does he feel that enough is enough, and that he is ready to face whatever challenges there is outside of this fishtank; even if it means being brutally chewed into pieces by a cute, cuddly but gigantic kitten?

does he think that beyond the tank, he will be able to find the ocean?

funny to say this but i feel sorry for that little rebel. i understand how it feels like to get out of your comfort zone to search for something better. with more challenge. only to find that my search is fruitless.

i imagined myself as the lobster, walking around each corner of my house, trying to get a glimpse of the ocean. to get the fresh taste of saltwater. and when i m cold and dreary, starving and weak, my mom's loving hand scooped me out, cleaned me under running tap water and put me back in the aquarium.

and here i am.. back to square 1 again.. hee hee..

oh ya.. just for info, it's a freshwater lobster.

but i was too lazy to retyped my story to change it. it was towards the end of the story that i realised it. sorry.

anyway, since it's a freshwater lobster, if he managed to walk out of my house, go down 3 flights of stairs and walked 500m.. he would have achieved his dreams as my house is situated near the river. ;p~